Pour les amateurs de C...

[streetpc]

dieu a écrit un prog pour créer l'homme et la femme :

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men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}

women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}


et voila les déclarations des objets :
===
/* HUMAN_DNA.H
*
* Human Genome
* Version 2.1
*
* (C) God
*/

/* Revision history:
*
* 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam.
* 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve.
* 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
* will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.
* 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from
* elephant-dna.c
* 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail.
* 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
* 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
* 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made
* darker to match my own image.
* 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.
* Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.
* 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height.
* 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population
* density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.
* 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
* CD.
*/

/* Standard definitions
*/

#define SEX male
#define HEIGHT 1.84
#define MASS 68
#define RACE caucasian

/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
*
* Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
* inheritance features.
*/

#include "mother.h"
#include "father.h"

#infndef FATHER
#warn("Father unknown -- guessing
")
#include "bastard.h"
#endif

/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
*/
#include <sex.h>

/* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
* library sometime soon.
*/
struct genitals
{
#ifdef MALE
Penis *jt;
#endif
/* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */
#ifdef FEMALE
Vagina *p;
#endif
}

/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
* Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
*/
DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);

/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
*
* Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
* to display at birth.
*
* Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
*/
Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
===

...and so on.


[ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]


--

The original author of this joke is <Mathew Murphy>. He has kindly released this joke under GPL. Thanks Mathew!

[e-didier]

A mon avis, il y avait un bug dans le programme...

[streetpc]

http://www.ifrance.com/francoisg/Rubriks/Humour/Dinos/Crosoft/Source/Source.pdf

Les sources de Windows 2000, enfin !!!

[TiepGod]

Excelent, jadore les révisions comme
* 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
* will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.

mais surtout
* 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population
* density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.


C trop fun !!

[Kake007]

plus gros déterrage, hein Reg??? @++

[reg35]

lololol mdr

[CaSa]

Pas compris la subtilité du deterrage là...

[moustacko]

Pas compris la subtilité du deterrage là...

Idem

Je me voyais déjà en train de verrouiller le topic au titre évocateur !!

[Pac428]

+1 Camarade Samouraï pour la réaction initiale
+1 CaSa pour la subtilité qui m'échappe aussi.

... enfin bon ...

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